Prairie Oyster recipe - for Matthew 'Offal' Aston

Step 1. Wrestle unsuspecting young steer to the ground



Step 2. Arrange for a nice young man with a sharp knife to locate and shuck fresh oysters from neat package.

Step 3. Collect fresh Oysters in suitably large receptacle as Steps 1 & 2 are repeated ad nauseum.


Step 4. Remove outer skin from Oysters with dangerously sharp knife.


Step 5. Hand over to Roy and listen carefully to the intricacies of the recipe. (Use egg to help crumbs stick, fry gently in oil until cooked.)


Step 6. Clear the head. Get a bit of fresh air by taking the kids for a walk. Watch kids hunt gophers.

Step 8. Return just as cooking is completed.

Step 9. Ponder. Chew (and chew). Swallow. Smile bravely.

Thanks to the Hewitt family for a fantastic time. Thanks to John & Tracy Buckley for their amazing generosity and hospitality.