BUMBLEBEE TERRORISM STRIKES HEATHROW TUBE
A surprising number of Londoners were rendered entirely panic stricken after a largish bumblebee was found heading for inner London on a train last Monday. Many occupants of the carriage were chased from end to end until the bumblebee was shooed from the train by two young Australians somewhere near Clapham Station. The boys pictured above, were mildly amused by the incident. 'It's just a bee,' said Jack (10) of St. Leonards, Victoria. The Bumblebee has since been traced and questioned by Scotland Yard over trainee camps it attended in Afghanistan. Police have also collected the Bee's phone records and bank account details. No connection with terrorist groups has yet been established. The Bee has been released and is under close surveillance.
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